are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
I’m a princess and I want attention!! *stomps feet and pouts*
- parents: *yells at you*
- parents: *screams at you*
- parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
- me: *raises voice slightly*
- parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
i won’t lie
i am in fact an “attention whore”
i need to feel like i actually matter to people
i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person
i need to feel like there are people who love me
because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself